This collection of fourteen whimsical haiku and illustrations reveal the unexpectedly quirky and kooky sides of everyday monster life. Sometimes life is tricky…. witches get their spells wrong. Vampires spill their milk. Mummies run out of snacks. Werewolves compulsively crave sweet treats. And occasionally zombies need a reminder to zip their zippers! On the upside, sometimes swampy staycations beat the beach. Cyclopes transform into stunning beauties. Smarty pants trolls help slimy friends learn to spell. And sasquatches have hearts even bigger than their feet!