Zoyla-ism's: Volume One is dedicated to my beautiful mother for always providing her friends and loved ones with wonderful memories filled with laughter. Although, most of the time it is unintentional.

Zoyla-ism |'soi,la - izm| non
Name after Zoyla Mollet (a bilingual mother and wife whose first language is Spanish); a distinctive practice, system, or philosophy, based off of Zoyla's quotes of wisdom.

Example: "Have you heard the latest Zoyla-ism?"